Wednesday, January 24, 2007

What's to become of the Browns in the offseason?

I have no answer. So, I went to a wise man and asked him what he thought would happen to the disorganized Browns. He mumbled something about the rain...

"Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. "
---Travis Bickel


willy said...

You're a sport for posting this. I think Phil Savage is a big Travis Bickle fan.

Signed, Rufus Pupkin (fka Joel Perlmutter)

travis said...

you talkin' to me?

you talkin' to me?

you talkin' to me?