Friday, June 30, 2006

Colonel Sanders: An Enemy of the People

I guess this was inevitable. Looks like the lifestyle Taliban have now set their sights on the Colonel's finger-lickin' good chicken. Can my Hostess Twinkies be far behind?

I have it on pretty good authority that nobody lives forever. ("By the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.” Gen 3:19.) Sometimes I think our entire society is based on an effort to prove otherwise.

Everybody dies. Chill out and have some fried chicken.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bob Uecker's stalker has probably eaten a little too much KFC during her alotted time here?