Spiderman 3, Cavs 0

The Cavs make their first playoff appearance in eight years, and those fans lucky enough to have scored tickets now have to contend with a traffic jam caused by our city's desire to be Tinseltown on the Cuyahoga. This ought to be even more fun on Tuesday, when the Tribe's back in town along with the Cavs.

By the way, you can forget about catching a glimpse of Kirsten Dunst or Tobey Maguire while you're waiting in traffic, because they ain't coming. Neither is the guy from Sideways who plays the villain. From wandering around downtown this afternoon, I can tell you that this particular shoot is long on Teamsters, and short on movie stars.