Indians Acquire Gary Sheffield

No. They didn't. It's a lame April Fool's joke and doesn't compare to the great one pulled by George Plimpton of SI several years ago when he wrote about pitching phenomenon Sidd Finch.


I thought we needed some new content, but the Hornless one still appears to be bringing his twisted brand of cheer to the Arizonans. I haven't had time to think about Cleve sports, much less write about 'em. So, you guys get this crap.

Have a nice day.