Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The MLB Commissioner's Office: Where it's Always 1984

The official verdict on the World Baseball Classic is in! You can read all about it right here. According to Big Brother Bud and the Ministry of Truth:

  • It's good the U.S. didn't win.
  • It's good that attendance wasn't up to expectations.
  • You were won over, even if you weren't.
  • Hard core media critics were won over, even if they weren't.
  • March is a good time for the tournament.
  • There will be another one.

In other news, War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

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