LeBron James: All Star MVP

Yes, I know LeBron was named MVP of the NBA All-Star Game. If you're excited about that meaningless feat, you're part of the problem that has plagued this town's sports teams for the last 42 years.

Let's be crystal clear about this--LeBron's award doesn't mean squat. Only championships mean a damn thing: not individual awards, not fantastic finishes, not inspirational performances, not moral victories, not local heroes, not nice media write ups --ONLY championships.

And Cleveland has none, for those of you keeping track.