Vinny blows a golden opportunity to catapult us to the top of the search engine rankings

Last year, something called the British Council conducted a survey that concluded the most beautiful word in the English language is "Mother." Awwww, that's nice.

Nobody's conducted a survey on the most popular phrase in the English language among men ages 18-35, because there's just no reason to do that. Everybody knows that among that segment of the populace, there is no combination of words that could possibly be more appealing than "lesbian cheerleaders."

My pal Vinny blew it. He puts up a solid post on the antics of the Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders, but not once does he use the magic words that would be guaranteed to get Vinny and the Hornless Rhino 200,000 hits per day. What was he thinking?

Okay, Google, here it goes:

lesbian cheerleaders
lesbian cheerleaders
lesbian cheerleaders
lesbian cheerleaders