Thursday, December 13, 2007

Say Goodbye to Cooperstown, Say Goodbye My Baby

(With apologies to a particularly lame Billy Joel song )

Roger's pitchin' in the big leagues tonight
Quite a sight since he's past age forty-four
Just like the others always said he was clean
What a scene when they released The Mitchell Report

Say goodbye to Cooperstown,
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Cooperstown,
Say goodbye, my baby

(*)

6 comments:

Joey Peeps said...

You had to be a Big Shot, didn't you,
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night

Hornless Rhino said...

No, Peeps, we are NOT going to turn this into a bad Billy Joel song contest.

By the way, thank you. I am now going to spend the remainder of the afternoon trying to get that song out of my head.

The Professor said...

Just promise us that you'll keep the Michael Bolton lyrics to yourself.

Hornless Rhino said...

I promise.

Erik said...

But I don't:

Tell me how am I supposed to live without 'roids?
I remember taking them so well
How am I supposed to live without 'roids?
'Cause now my career is shot to hell.

Hornless Rhino said...

My ears are bleeding.