Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Utter Chaos

Will somebody please bring the NFL back to Cleveland?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing to be a Cleveland Browns fan, the Browns remind you that there is no limit when it comes to fan humiliation.

According to the latest reports, Charlie Frye, the winner of a QB competition that the Browns wasted their entire training camp on, is about to receive his one way ticket to Palookaville. Yup, Frye's reportedly out -- as in out of a job, out of town, and maybe out of the league (update: he's a Seahawk). Ken Dorsey's back in, undoubtedly to serve as a mentor to Brady Quinn, Browns QB of the future, or next week, or whatever.

This is what pressing the panic button looks like. I can't begin to tell you how much confidence in the Savage and Crennel regime this inspires in me. Here we go Brownies! Here we go! WOOF! WOOF!

Send in the Clowns. There ought to be Clowns. Don't bother, they're here.

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