I feel your pain, Buckeye fans, I really do. Hat's off to the Florida Gators, though. That's a pretty amazing basketball team.
There are a couple of things that bother me about the Gators, however, and they've been bothering me for a long time. For the life of me, I can't figure out how Yannick Noah managed to get Miss Sweden to sleep with him in the first place, and I sure as hell can't imagine how anything that looks like this could've crawled out of somebody who looks like this. The second thing is, unless he really does want everybody to say that he's the spitting image of Eddie Munster, why did Billy Donovan pick that particular haircut?
Still, Noah and Donovan can console themselves for their bad looks by hoisting another NCAA Championship trophy, while all Buckeye fans can do is point at them and say "you're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny."
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Gator Bait
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My feelings about Florida are summed up by the words of the great Dean Wormer: "I hate those guys."
When Noah goes pro, he will secure his place along side Michael Cooper, Dennis Rodman, Scottie Pippen and others in the pantheon of appearance-challenged NBA Players.
Don't forget Kurt Rambis.
How is it that Gheorghe Muresan's name has not come up yet?
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