Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Rhino on Ice

Yup, that's me in the Red Wings jersey. I told you I played hockey, and I told you I was a fat pig. So there.

I'm not a Detroit fan, but I needed a new white jersey a few years ago. Hull had just left for Phoenix and this one was $25 at Champs. Believe me, if I had any alternative, I'd have chosen somebody other than Brett "No Goal" Hull, but size 52 hockey sweaters don't grow on trees, ya know.


chocolate starfish said...

Has any professional, collegiate or amateur hockey player ever actually fallen through the ice?

Hornless Rhino said...

It's not unprecedented.