Friday, September 15, 2006

First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Marketing People

What idiot thought up this idea? It's worthy of ridicule on so many levels. If we're into ripping off other teams, why limit ourselves to the Steelers? Let's steal from the Bengals too, and start calling Browns Stadium "The Dirty Brown Jungle." How about we rip off the Raiders "Black Hole" and christen the stands on the west end of the stadium the Dirty Brown Ho--wait, on second thought, scratch that one...err, well, I mean don't scratch it...well, you know what I mean.

1 comment:

Ben said...

I'd rather we steal football ideas from marketing teams...

you know, drafting linemen in the first day... you know stuff like that.

Sometimes I feel like Cleveland teams care too much about this... hey, you know what the Cavs need? A break dance team! That'll up the 'game day experience'... well maybe, but not as much as playing winning basketball.

So this Dirty Brown Towel... if someone thinks that having this thing around will boost fan activity or noise or whatever, they are wrong.

You want to get more fans active during games? Score points.