Wednesday, August 30, 2006

We're Number One

Cleveland's a chart topper this morning. According to The Plain Dealer, our on-again, off-again status as America's poorest big city is back on again. On the other hand, we do rank #1 in NFL fan loyalty, as reported in this article that was originally posted on The Orange and Brown Report's message boards.

Great. I guess that makes us football's answer to Charlie Bucket, the poor but steadfast little kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The only good news is that if we're Charlie Bucket, the spoiled fans from Pittsburgh, who rank 21st overall, are Veruca Salt.

Unlike Charlie, however, we're still waiting on that golden ticket.

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