Our manager, Blinky

For a long time, I thought only the people at Vinny & the Hornless Rhino World Headquarters noticed Eric Wedge's weird facial tics and incessant blinking. I was wrong.

Maybe it's the stress. As Fausto Carmona blew up last week, I watched Wedge closely. I could have sworn that, at one point, he was blinking the message "torture" with his eyes using morse code like Jeremiah Denton once did.

That poor sap.