Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Can't Get Worse for the Tribe, Right?


What the hell is it with this town? I go away for one weekend, and when I return I find the Indians 10 1/2 games back and one of their relief pitchers hiding in the bushes at 5:00 a.m.

Of course, since Scott Sauerbeck's pitched less than 10 innings this year, his arrest isn't exactly earth shattering news--just add it to the rapidly growing list of miscues by the underachieving 2006 Cleveland Indians.

Since I know it's everybody's first question, yeah, Sauerbeck's married (at least according to his bio). Explaining this little incident to his wife ought to be a barrel of laughs. Yikes!


Vinny said...

You know he was driving. Plus, he was probably getting a hummer.

chocolate starfish said...

My hunch is that the Scotster was trying to end up in the bush at the end of the evening. I don't know for sure.

Hey Scott - message to you Indians - Let's not jump the shark from just sucking to embarrassing the City. Let's bag the Danny Graves stuff until Shapiro and new manager Grady Little actually yank him from some Vietnamese whore house in Sept out of desperation. Oh yeah, and stop sucking.

Vinny said...

Sorry. I guess he might not have been driving, but it doesn't make sense that he'd let someone completely liquored up drive his sled. That's nuts.