Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Razor's Edge

South Korea, the baseball juggernaut that vanquished Team USA, just saved our bacon. Korea squeezed by Japan 2-1. In the arcane methodology that is the WBC, that means that the Americans survive to fight another day.

Hip hip...yeah. Whatever.

Later today, USA plays Mexico for a spot in the semi-finals. Clemens will take the hill.

The real good news is that, with the Korean victory, Bud stopped shitting blood. Now he can just go back to watching Barry Bonds hit monstrous spring training homers.

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