Mrs. Kirilenko and the ESPN Guys

The wife of Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko created a bit of a buzz when she told ESPN Magazine that she allows her husband to have sex with another woman once per season. As you can see from this article in the Salt Lake Tribune, noted ESPN stud muffins Tony Kornheiser, Michael Wilbon and Mike Greenberg were lavish in their praise of Mrs. Kirilenko.

What really came across in their comments, however, was the fact that these three handsome devils seem to have actually deluded themselves into believing that, should their wives be as accomodating as Mrs. Kirilenko, they might actually be able to get another woman to sleep with them.

No offense, fellas, but you ain't professional athletes. Your wives could give you carte blanche, and I'd still bet that you couldn't get any if you were wandering around a cathouse with $100 bills hanging out of your pockets.