Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day Tip: John Cusack

Hey guys, tonight is not the night to fight with your wife or girlfriend over which movie to watch. That being said, unless you want to end up with The Notebook or, God forbid, something with Debra Winger in it, you need to take charge right now.

Stop at the video store on the way home and rent something with John Cusack in it. Trust me, women love this guy, and he's also been in some movies that, while they may not be classics, beat the crap out of the Valentine's Day film viewing alternatives. Try The Sure Thing, Say Anything, High Fidelity or Grosse Pointe Blank. Steer clear of Being John Malkovich (too edgy) or True Colors (too crappy).

Happy Valentine' s Day.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Admit that you're taking your wife to Brokeback Mountain.

Hornless Rhino said...
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Hornless Rhino said...

Nope. Watching Sin City, as a matter of fact. Kinda had to--I watched half an hour of Olympic figure skating with my daughter, so Sin City was my anti-venom.