Saturday, February 18, 2006

Nuts!






Dr. Albert and Mr. Joey has struck again. Albert "Joey" Belle, the former mercurial slugger for the '95 Indians and Mr. No Shot at the Hall of Fame, was arrested for stalking his ex-girlfriend. He allegedly had attached a global positioning system to her car and followed her around Scottsdale, Arizona.

When the AP contacted him for a comment, he declined. He said something like, "you guys never write the good stuff about me." How pathetic. But, in an effort to give equal time here on Vinny and the Hornless Rhino, it must be said that Joey was nice to his grandmother...once.

I guess Joey is finding the poon faucet is shut now that he's just another guy and no longer a major leaguer.

3 comments:

Hornless Rhino said...

Poon faucet?

Vinny said...

Yes. As I have often said, the ugliest, end of the bench pro athlete can get more tail than you, me and any ten of our friends.
File this one under "Sad but true."

Maybe I should publish a book for one of our favorites: the NFL Library. Rather than
"Strange But True Stories of the NFL," it could be "Sad But True Stories of Pro Sports." It would include titles like "Kurt Rambis Gets Laid A Lot," "Willie McGee Scores Again and Again," and "New York is Randy Johnson's Harem."

Hornless Rhino said...

I agree, but you know who would be the acid test for this theory? Nikolay Valuev, the 7 foot Russian who--to show you how far boxing has fallen-- is the new WBC heavyweight champ.

That is one UGLY dude.