Mr. Vice President, I'm Winston Wolf. I Solve Problems.

Hey, in light of our Vice President's little faux pas and the heat the administration is taking over it, it's probably time for the White House to rethink its approach to damage control in these situations. After all, this isn't Dick Cheney's first brush with the law. Our Vice President boasts not one, but two DUI convictions. Those are troubling in their own right, but they're nowhere near as disturbing as what went down at Camp Crystal Lake.

If the Vice President is going to keep getting himself into these scrapes, he needs more help than the Secret Service can provide. He needs The Wolf--Winston Wolf.

I can almost hear the call from Cheney to the White House now.

Update: Cheney beats the rap.