One of our commenters suggested that we lay off The Great White Hunter because, while he may have dodged the draft, he did shoot somebody. Fair enough, but this feat pales in comparison to that of the last Vice President to pop a cap in somebody's ass.
Aaron Burr, now there was a gangsta! Cheney barely managed to wing a 78-year old lawyer that nobody ever heard of. Aaron Burr wasted the dude on the ten dollar bill. Not only that, Burr then ran off and tried to set up his own country. But, and here's the great thing--he beat the rap both times! The man was more teflon than the Teflon Don.
Bottom line: Aaron Burr's Slim Shady, he's the real Slim Shady, and old Dick Cheney he's just imitating.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Aaron Burr is the Real Slim Shady
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Of course, if you believe Oliver Stone, Lyndon Baines Johnson, may have helped pop a cap in JFK's ass.
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