The Perfect Storm

Sometimes things collide in such a way that they create the perfect storm. When that happens with sex and sports, grab the lifeboats.

Speaking of boats, how 'bout those Vikings? For the unwashed, some of the Vikes went on a little pleasure cruise recently, with a big emphasis on "pleasure." Allegedly, the Vikes had several party guests who engaged in oral sex, masturbation, and some sex toy antics in public. The civilians aboard the boat didn't enjoy the show, and sadly, the 3-and-a-half hour cruise lasted only 30 minutes. Everyone involved is running for cover, especially Fred Smoot, who is alleged to have arranged the entertainment. I've never coached a football team, and as a result, I'm not gonna opine about how the Vikes prepare for their upcoming game against da Bears, but Freddie, come on. You've got the jack. Rent a private boat.


On a separate sports and sex note, didja see that Penn State's women's basketball coach, Rene Portland, has been under fire for inquiring about her players' sexual orientation and making anti-lesbian remarks to them? All I can say, to borrow a phrase from Captain Louis Renault, is that I'm shocked. Shocked to find lesbians on a women's basketball team.