It's simple

In his recent post, the Rhino puts forth his crying etiquette for men. I think it's a lot simpler. Just ask Vito Corleone. He helped his godson, Johnny Fontane, with the same thing when he felt like Jack Woltz wouldn't give him the part he wanted in a movie.

Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

Vito Corleone: You can act like a man! (slaps Fontane) What's the matter with you? Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.