Roger's pitchin' in the big leagues tonight
Quite a sight since he's past age forty-four
Just like the others always said he was clean
What a scene when they released The Mitchell Report
Say goodbye to Cooperstown,
Say goodbye, my baby
Say goodbye to Cooperstown,
Say goodbye, my baby
(*)
You had to be a Big Shot, didn't you,
ReplyDeleteYou had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
No, Peeps, we are NOT going to turn this into a bad Billy Joel song contest.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, thank you. I am now going to spend the remainder of the afternoon trying to get that song out of my head.
Just promise us that you'll keep the Michael Bolton lyrics to yourself.
ReplyDeleteI promise.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't:
ReplyDeleteTell me how am I supposed to live without 'roids?
I remember taking them so well
How am I supposed to live without 'roids?
'Cause now my career is shot to hell.
My ears are bleeding.
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