Just when you thought the Browns couldn't get worse, they surpass expectations. They really looked like crap today against a really bad team.
The good news is that, if the season ended right now, they'd get that top five pick I predicted on day one.
Don't telephone the Rhino to wish him a merry anything. He was at the game today. Don't be surprised if he tries hari kari with one of Mrs. Rhino's cheese spreaders.
Don't do it, Rhino.
ReplyDeleteAt least wait until the Browns are once again good enough to tank in the AFC Championship Game before you consider hara-kiri.
In the pantheon of team-assisted suicide methods, these Browns aren't worth the three easy installments of $29.95 it would take to buy a Ronco Turkey BasterMagic Oven so you could stick your head inside.
Here's what every fan should do: take a hot shower to relax, then send your water bill to the Browns.